THE NAVE
Behold the sanctum of nocturnal devotions. Ignite the patron of the restless hours and let the golden glow of St. Bibiana guide your 3AM lamentations.
GRANT MY PRAYERLITURGICAL LUST
ST. DROGO COFFEE
The patron of those who find others repulsive before dawn.
ST. AGATHA CANDLE
Illumination for the afflicted and the fervent.
ST. LAWRENCE MATCHES
Strike with the fervor of the original grill master.
THE SAINT ROAST
A chronicle of holy endurance.
S t. Lawrence, the patron saint of cooks and comedians, met his end upon a gridiron. Tradition holds that, amidst the searing heat of his martyrdom, he quipped, "Turn me over, I'm done on this side." It is this audacious spirit, this irreverent resilience in the face of consuming fire, that inspires our darkest, most potent roast. We present a blend crafted not for the meek, but for those who require divine intervention to face the dawn.